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#real_talk


tsto: punrara, lvl 39



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cimithesophisticatedfuckpamyu:

Your name and username. 

Where you’re from. 

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you call your grandparents? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 

Choose a book and read a passage from it. 

Do you think you have an accent? 

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Tagging kewpietime gyimcha ghostofside3 thelurkingwangster whitemaleanimefan if he’s here and sequoiaoconnor

shouts out to jasnahkholin because this was cool and I want you to listen to mine I listened 2 yrs 

lets do this today???? i dont recording stuff at home so

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RE-READING THIS IS JUST MAKING ME MORE UPSET I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ONLY ONE ISSUE

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i’m still fucking reeling from the batgirl beyond issue like how uttERLY UPSETTING THAT IT’S ONLY ONE ISSUE?? WE ONLY GET ONE ISSUE OF NISSA?? ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME??? NO

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holds face yelling i really love angel dynamite and marcie holy shit they’re so precious i love them a lot!!

fred has such good one liners i literally can’t believe this show went to so many places wow

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this is one of the v few times where i’ll praise the inclusion of romantic aspects because it’s fleshed out the gang sO WELL in this series

i’m so fucking upset this is oNLY TWO SEASONS

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i’ve spent almost a whole week watching mystery incorporated and it’s so good scooby doo has no right to be this fucking good

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(via therabbitprince)

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sparrf:

feelings comic

sparrf:

feelings comic

(via k-a-i-r-o-s)

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nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

(via k-a-i-r-o-s)

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magnusbbane:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

#i’ve been giggling about this all day because #it just sounds like the end of an episode of lost #like #jack shepherd is standing on the beach staring out into the ocean #kate austen approaches #both look pensive and gloomy #they stare into the ocean together for awhile #finally kate speaks #'what did you do today jack?' #jack considers #he mulls his answer over carefully #with a sigh he looks at kate for a moment and then back out at the ocean #'the right thing' he finally answers [x]

(via theeasygreen)

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Trans-Uterus - on trans women being able to carry children

bawkbawk-motherclucker:

queerfucker:

tipsfortransfolks:

The recent CBS story regarding nine Swedish women who received uterus transplants undoubtedly caught the attention of transgender women throughout the world. Anyone, with even the slightest awareness of the advancement of medical science, understands that eventually there will be few things left in the realm of impossible. The idea that a transgender woman will one day be able to carry a child in her womb is no longer just an idea. It is a reality of the future.

tell everyone.

If this becomes a thing I think I’d like to donate my uterus to a trans woman.

(via theeasygreen)

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i’ve already broken the s pen??? i’ve only had this phone for two weeks?????????

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(via hiwamu)

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